The Master Chief Facts 2

- When Master Chief's X-Box 360 got the Red Ring of Death. He points a gun at it and says: 'You better not... or else.'; Immediately, his console fixed itself and is good as new.
- After fixing his 360. This is how Microsoft fixes all broken 360's.
- The Halo 3 Multiplayer Beta crashed because Master Chief is too good a player.
- Originally, Microsoft wasn't going to extend the warranty. Master Chief 'convinced' them to do so.
- No matter how big the Prince of the Cosmos makes it, Master Chief cannot be rolled up by a katamari.
- Master Chief actually died in the dropship crash in the first Halo game. It's just that the clouds of heaven can't support his weight.  
- It's been scientifically proven that hating Master Chief and the Halo series causes fatal accidents. THere has never been a survivor.
- Master Chief's blood was used to make a retail beverage, that beverage is Mountain Dew Game Fuel
- The Legendary Edition replica helmets are actually from Spartans that Master Chief killed in Halo 2 Multiplayer
- The Covenant started the war to stop Master Chief, they were too late
- Sgt. Johnson may know what the ladies like, but Master Chief knows what the ladies love
- If Master Chief was in the movie '300'. The number wouldn't be how many guys are in the group, it'd be the number of seconds it'd take to defeat the Persians
- The religious choir singing in Halo's intro theme is actually remixed screams of pain from beatings by Master Chief
- When Master Chief drives, the speed limit is how fast he's going
- The Leaning Tower of Pisa got that way because Master Chief gently tapped the side
- The Spartan Laser is powered by Master Chief's body temperature
- There is no ethnicity, just people scared pale by the Master Chief
- Movie sales didn't suffer because people were playing Halo 3, Master Chief wanted to see some movies and people were afraid of ruining his viewing.
- The unlockable skulls were from developers that died during Halo's production
- At one time, there was an achievement called "Master Chief Would be Proud". Unfortunately, it's so hard to impress the chief; so the achievement was removed.
- Which Multiplayer maps get in depends on how well the Master Chief plays with other players. Those listed were the ones that players were the closest to beating Master Chief
- Plasma Grenades don't stick, Master chief just throws them very hard    
- There's no face underneath Master Chiefs helmet. Only another gun. (by bud9133 deviantart)
- Master Chief didn't travel to the first HALO to fight, he was merely looking for a wheel big enough for his hamster and some aliens got all pissy with him (by datatroll deviantart)
- master chief dont follow the rules he made them (by reverbthehedgehog102 deviantart)
- The Master Chief was too heavy for the Covenant grav lift in Halo. He flew straight up into the Truth & Reconciliation. (by GuitarWolf9221 deviantart)
- When Master Chief shoots. The bullets don't go into the enemies, the enemies are going into the bullets. (by The Milk Man 09 [@ www.Xbox.com])
- Roses are red, violets are blue, In soviet russia, Chief plays as you! (by Dark-Abyss-12 deviantart)
- Master chief is here, right now. Why do you think kids fear the dark? (by Dark-Abyss-12 deviantart)
- The reason the Spartan armor has a built-in flashlight is not to help the Master Chief in the dark, its to help the dark from the Master Chief.(by puertorican12187 deviantart)
- When Samus Aran goes to sleep at night, she dreams of the Master Chief. The next morning she has to clean out her armor. (by puertorican12187 deviantart)
- Staring directly at the Master Chief is said to be the main cause of death. No live witnesses can confirm this. (by puertorican12187  deviantart)
- Saying the Master Chief's name out loud is said to cause frantic psychotic behavior. Any and all witnesses to this are currently declared mentally unfit to testify.(by puertorican12187 deviantart)
- The Master Chief is a direct descendant of the Godfather. (by puertorican12187 deviantart)
- The Master Chief didn't destroy Halo. Halo destroyed itself in fear of the Master Chief. (by puertorican12187 deviantart)
- Most of the time, these lines are told in some variation about Chuck Norris. Master Chief is currently infiltrating the internet to update that error (by c-war deviantart)